2.

'I'm going to die right now', she said, 'I mean, literally!', and so she died. Everyone was shocked by that, except me. I knew it already. She'd told me. I just couldn't take it seriously, though, 'cause we aren't used to taking words seriously.

'I can't stand it, people are so stupid', and I literally threw up over my cat. Normally she enjoyed it, so Agatha the cat was delighted. She bathed herself for hours. I love her tiny whiskers...

I'm gonna miss every and each one of you, guys. Life's death.

Cheers,

Ralph